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Re: The Joke Thread
« on: February 07, 2014, 13:02 »
Thursday night I gradually woke up stiff as a plank in the hospital ICU with tubes up my nose & down my throat, wires monitoring every function & all around my head, unbearable pain over my left ear and a gorgeous nurse hovering over me.  It was obvious I'd been in a serious accident.

She looked deep & steady into my eyes and I heard her slowly say, "You may not feel anything from the waist down."

I managed to mumble in reply, "Can I feel your breasts, then?”
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