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Re: The Joke Thread
« on: March 14, 2014, 06:37 »
A boy asks his mother for breakfast immediately after waking up. She says, "After you feed the animals."

The boy went outside but didn't feel like feeding the chickens. So he kicks the chicken. He did the same to the cow and the pig.

The boy then goes back into the house and tells his mother that he's hungry. The mother replies, "I saw you kick the chicken, so you're not getting any eggs. I saw you kick the cow, so you're not getting any milk. And I saw kick the pig, so you're not getting any bacon."

Just then the boy's father walks down the steps, trips and kicks the cat. The boy, beaming widely, says, "Mum, will you tell him or should I?"
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