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killswitch

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Re: The Joke Thread
« Reply #120 on: September 02, 2017, 14:27 »
I started a band called "999 megabytes", we don't have any gigs yet...

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My boss hates it when I shorten his name to Dick. Mostly because his name is Steve.

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An old Jew is on his deathbed. With weak voice he asks to call for a partorg because before his death he wants to join the Communist Party. A happy partorg rushes to him with filled out membership form to sign and a ready Party membership card. As the Jew signs the form he carefully takes the membership card and presses it against his heart. In a peaceful and happy voice he whispers: "Today one more communist will die"

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I wouldn't call myself a steady drinker.
My hands shake too much.

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Someone once asked me if I was drunk. I said yes... That was the shortest job interview I've ever had.
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  • Joelsim: The huge winner today - Landa.
    just some guy: Aye he marginal gained the flip out of it

     



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