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Re: The Joke Thread
« Reply #120 on: November 25, 2017, 17:11 »
The guru was a true ascetic: he ate a barely enough to stay alive, which not only left him weak, but also afflicted with bad breath; and he always went barefoot, resulting in uncomfortable lumps of hardened skin on the soles of his feet.

He was indeed a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
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