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Archieboy

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Re: The Joke Thread
« Reply #150 on: February 01, 2019, 13:46 »
I looked out of my window in horror last night at a crashed motorcyclist.

I rushed out and pushed through the crowd and a woman at the front said " thank goodness are you a doctor"

I said " No but thats my bloody pizza"
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  • Archieboy

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    Re: The Joke Thread
    « Reply #151 on: May 07, 2019, 08:01 »
    A couple, both age 78, went to an NHS sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"

    The man said, "Will you watch us have sex?"

    The doctor looked puzzled but agreed.

    When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have sex," and charged them £50.

    This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have sex with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave.

    Finally, the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?"

    "We're not trying to find out anything," the husband replied.
    "She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges £90. The Hilton charges £108. We do it here for £50...and I get £43 back from Bupa
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  • Archieboy

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    Re: The Joke Thread
    « Reply #152 on: May 26, 2019, 09:32 »
    My mate told me to watch out for the step. I still fell.
    He was happy though, I left him a great review on Trip Adviser...
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  • Archieboy

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    Re: The Joke Thread
    « Reply #153 on: June 07, 2019, 07:26 »
    All of Jack Dee's children are bright,  but Ellie is the brightest.
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