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If not for cycling, what would he be?
« on: June 04, 2014, 14:57 »
Basically it is all in the title, pick a rider say what he would be and find a picture that supports your claim of what he would be

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    Re: If not for cycling, what would he be?
    « Reply #1 on: June 04, 2014, 14:59 »
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    Re: If not for cycling, what would he be?
    « Reply #2 on: June 04, 2014, 15:03 »
    Taylor Phinney - member of indie band.

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    Re: If not for cycling, what would he be?
    « Reply #3 on: June 04, 2014, 15:04 »
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    Re: If not for cycling, what would he be?
    « Reply #4 on: June 04, 2014, 15:05 »
    Chris Froome - Stick Insect

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    Re: If not for cycling, what would he be?
    « Reply #5 on: June 04, 2014, 15:06 »
    Floyd Landis - Alpine skier
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    Re: If not for cycling, what would he be?
    « Reply #6 on: June 04, 2014, 15:06 »
    Lance Armstrong - Politician
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    Re: If not for cycling, what would he be?
    « Reply #7 on: June 04, 2014, 15:09 »
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    Re: If not for cycling, what would he be?
    « Reply #8 on: June 04, 2014, 15:09 »
    Nairo Quintana - ET
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    Re: If not for cycling, what would he be?
    « Reply #9 on: June 04, 2014, 15:16 »
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    Re: If not for cycling, what would he be?
    « Reply #10 on: June 04, 2014, 15:19 »
    Peter Sagan - Sex Offender

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    Re: If not for cycling, what would he be?
    « Reply #11 on: June 04, 2014, 15:19 »
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    Re: If not for cycling, what would he be?
    « Reply #12 on: June 04, 2014, 15:24 »
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    Re: If not for cycling, what would he be?
    « Reply #13 on: June 04, 2014, 15:24 »
    Erik Zabel & Alessandro Petachhi - PornStars
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    Alberto Contador - Cop
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    Michael Rasmussen - Model for Fashion Events
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    Re: If not for cycling, what would he be?
    « Reply #14 on: June 04, 2014, 16:18 »
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    Re: If not for cycling, what would he be?
    « Reply #15 on: June 04, 2014, 16:22 »
    Alberto Contador - Successful business man :P
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    Re: If not for cycling, what would he be?
    « Reply #16 on: June 04, 2014, 16:22 »
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    Re: If not for cycling, what would he be?
    « Reply #17 on: June 04, 2014, 16:23 »
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    Re: If not for cycling, what would he be?
    « Reply #18 on: June 04, 2014, 16:26 »
    Chris Froome - Stick Insect

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    OK, I'll stop now, sorry.  :-x

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    Re: If not for cycling, what would he be?
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    Re: If not for cycling, what would he be?
    « Reply #20 on: June 04, 2014, 16:41 »
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  • Of course, if this turns out someday to be the industry standard integrated handlebar-computer-braking solution then I'll eat my kevlar-reinforced aerodynamic hat.

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    Re: If not for cycling, what would he be?
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    Re: If not for cycling, what would he be?
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    Re: If not for cycling, what would he be?
    « Reply #26 on: June 05, 2014, 13:31 »
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