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Re: Faces, places, races, messess of your rides
« Reply #300 on: September 22, 2012, 23:02 »
I got 45s this time, instead of 44. I'm going to use them for winter, so I need a little toe wiggle space. And they fit a lot better, even if the heel support is very weak. What it is, Tone, I never told you, is that my feet are different sizes. In an ideal world, I would wear 45 on the left and 44 on the right.  :-[
My feet are also different sizes I guess, also left one is bigger... :fp Hahahahahaha!
I will ride rollers at winter :fp
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    Re: Faces, places, races, messess of your rides
    « Reply #301 on: September 22, 2012, 23:05 »
    My feet are also different sizes I guess, also left one is bigger... :fp Hahahahahaha!
    I will ride rollers at winter :fp

    If these new shoes don't work, I will ride barefoot this winter!  ;D
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    Re: Faces, places, races, messess of your rides
    « Reply #302 on: September 22, 2012, 23:23 »
    If these new shoes don't work, I will ride barefoot this winter!  ;D
    Hahahahah, no wait...wear just overshoes ;D
    Sandals sound kool also ;D
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    « Reply #303 on: September 23, 2012, 01:30 »
    Laz, it's just a smokeskreen from Tony. Uzbeks are pretty much the living equivalent of zombies. See, he's eating your brain even after you paid.
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    Re: Faces, places, races, messess of your rides
    « Reply #304 on: September 23, 2012, 06:11 »
    L'arri, Lagutin isn't riding today.
    So you'll have to find another race in which not to cheer for him.
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    Re: Faces, places, races, messess of your rides
    « Reply #305 on: September 23, 2012, 11:05 »
    Laz, it's just a smokeskreen from Tony. Uzbeks are pretty much the living equivalent of zombies. See, he's eating your brain even after you paid.
    Uzbeks are scary sh*t, I knew couple of them...only camels and horses are their interests....
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    Re: Faces, places, races, messess of your rides
    « Reply #306 on: September 23, 2012, 16:36 »
    They imported them from the Kossacks no? They can't have their own horses surely.
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    Re: Faces, places, races, messess of your rides
    « Reply #307 on: September 23, 2012, 18:06 »
    L'arri, Lagutin isn't riding today.
    So you'll have to find another race in which not to cheer for him.

    Yeah, it's because I made a call to the Uzbek Cycling Fed. Told them I was a friend of Abdoujaparov and all that.  8)
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    Re: Faces, places, races, messess of your rides
    « Reply #308 on: September 23, 2012, 18:24 »
    So you basically called some shady bald man?
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    Re: Faces, places, races, messess of your rides
    « Reply #309 on: September 23, 2012, 18:28 »
    So you basically called some shady bald man?

    Yeah, basically. I said that Lagutin needs to be taught some respect. And they said no problem and did I want some Swiss watches or some coke or something. I said no thanks and hung up.
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    Re: Faces, places, races, messess of your rides
    « Reply #310 on: September 23, 2012, 18:31 »
    Aaaah, you missed out on a proper deal in order to stay with bum dealer Anthony Moan.
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    Re: Faces, places, races, messess of your rides
    « Reply #311 on: September 23, 2012, 22:47 »
    They imported them from the Kossacks no? They can't have their own horses surely.
    I don t know really ;D
    I always wanted to ride race camel, but i did not... shotor they call it...but I always thought ushtur...ok..I am stupid they just want my Camel cigarettes anyway :fp
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    Re: Faces, places, races, messess of your rides
    « Reply #312 on: September 23, 2012, 22:47 »
    Aaaah, you missed out on a proper deal in order to stay with bum dealer Anthony Moan.
    Tony is Jew now! :D
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    Re: Faces, places, races, messess of your rides
    « Reply #314 on: September 24, 2012, 03:43 »
    Tony is Jew now! :D
    krabkakes33 is a certified Mohel trained and experienced in bris milah.
    I make you good deal.
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    Re: Faces, places, races, messess of your rides
    « Reply #315 on: September 24, 2012, 03:57 »
    I don t know really ;D
    I always wanted to ride race camel, but i did not... shotor they call it...but I always thought ushtur...ok..I am stupid they just want my Camel cigarettes anyway :fp
    Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette and continues smoking.

    Lady 1: What's that?

    Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.

    Lady 1: Where did you get that?

    Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.

    The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

    The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand she prefers.

    Lady 1: Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a camel.

    The pharmacist faints.
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    Re: Faces, places, races, messess of your rides
    « Reply #316 on: September 24, 2012, 07:39 »
    So?  :police:
    So what? ;D
    BYOP and I are now brothers... :fp
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    Re: Faces, places, races, messess of your rides
    « Reply #317 on: September 24, 2012, 07:42 »
    krabkakes33 is a certified Mohel trained and experienced in bris milah.
    I make you good deal.
    No no, I am in some kind of Kibuc where circumcision was banned :fp, actually we are ;D
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    Re: Faces, places, races, messess of your rides
    « Reply #318 on: September 24, 2012, 07:46 »
    Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette and continues smoking.

    Lady 1: What's that?

    Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.

    Lady 1: Where did you get that?

    Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.

    The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

    The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand she prefers.

    Lady 1: Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a camel.

    The pharmacist faints.

    Good one...I am always embarrassed when buying rubber...especially when good looking woman is cashier...you now she has that look :fp

    Condom machines are what this country need!!!! So vote for Tony and you will get machines even in churches!

    This is so unfair that cashier lady knows how many times I get laid :fp

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    Re: Faces, places, races, messess of your rides
    « Reply #319 on: September 24, 2012, 09:31 »
    Good one...I am always embarrassed when buying rubber...especially when good looking woman is cashier...you now she has that look :fp

    Condom machines are what this country need!!!! So vote for Tony and you will get machines even in churches!

    This is so unfair that cashier lady knows how many times I get laid :fp

    They must have really really good memories around your parts and stay in the same jobs for ever as well  ;)
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    Re: Faces, places, races, messess of your rides
    « Reply #320 on: September 24, 2012, 12:56 »
    They must have really really good memories around your parts and stay in the same jobs for ever as well  ;)
    Hahahahahah ;D, I must admit that one blond lady is hot...but I always buying tons of other things which I really do not need, just for masking agent purpose 8), kid.
    I have always thinking about starting job with condoms inside butcher shop, you know...please I would like to buy that big steak, two pairs of blood sausages, and please give me 4 kg of those red condoms ;D
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    Re: Faces, places, races, messess of your rides
    « Reply #321 on: September 24, 2012, 13:01 »
    Good one...I am always embarrassed when buying rubber...especially when good looking woman is cashier...you now she has that look :fp

    Condom machines are what this country need!!!! So vote for Tony and you will get machines even in churches!

    This is so unfair that cashier lady knows how many times I get laid :fp


    Shag her and get her done with. No embarrassment, only judgmental "why flipping everyone else?"
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    Re: Faces, places, races, messess of your rides
    « Reply #322 on: September 24, 2012, 14:55 »
    Shag her and get her done with. No embarrassment, only judgmental "why flipping everyone else?"
    Ok I will try, but how do hell I should approached her? I mean with box or two of condoms in my hands, what should I say? :D
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    Re: Faces, places, races, messess of your rides
    « Reply #323 on: September 24, 2012, 15:05 »
    Ok I will try, but how do hell I should approached her? I mean with box or two of condoms in my hands, what should I say? :D
    ask if there is a fitting room
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    « Reply #324 on: September 24, 2012, 15:07 »
    Ok I will try, but how do hell I should approached her? I mean with box or two of condoms in my hands, what should I say? :D
    where're the goodie bags?
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    Re: Faces, places, races, messess of your rides
    « Reply #325 on: September 24, 2012, 18:34 »
    ask if there is a fitting room
    Well this might work...thanks!
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    Re: Faces, places, races, messess of your rides
    « Reply #326 on: September 24, 2012, 18:35 »
    where're the goodie bags?
    Another brilliant idea! 8)
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    Re: Faces, places, races, messess of your rides
    « Reply #327 on: September 24, 2012, 18:47 »
    I did not ride bike 5 days coz cuts...did some very easy riding on weekend, total 3hrs...including blind date.
    It helps a lot when you have 53x17 ready to roll...and that just happened...90 kg woman communist showed up...and I was gone with the wind...never ever...ever ;D Jesus!

    Today was pista turn after almost two months coz holidays here...and I was just wanted to see legs...
    I am happy...5 th place in elimination race, and 7th I think in points race...out of 20 riders (ok some 70 years old guys and kids was there also, ok) ;D

    Drama again, broken 11spd chain on my friend bike...and I never before touched another rider pedal with calf at 50km/h...scary sh*t...scary indeed...


    This Sunday is city crit race, 30km, 15 laps on some parking lot in front of one of the biggest mall here...nice...maybe crowds will be mad for me :fp

    It is going to be carnage for sure...and I never finished once before...and this is my chance...wide corners like in America ;D

    P.S. If someone wants to cheer for Tony...please visit cheertonyforvictory.com, 549 euros is complete package, including my smelly signed bib shorts :wave
    Also you can organize trip to here...only 3500 euros for one day...
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    « Reply #328 on: September 24, 2012, 19:08 »
    Rabbi Tony, I went to Cheertonyforvictory.com and I don't want dodgy diamonds for unreasonable prices.
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    Re: Faces, places, races, messess of your rides
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